MARTY B HAS ISSUES

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

meet Miss X

No she is not "the one".. from D.C. She is one of Eliot's prior pals.

best buds...

At one time they were best political buds. Now they can share whore stories. At least Bill had the state troopers bring 'em to him. Poor Eliot used Amtrack.

This 72.22 carat flawlesss diamond being auctioned off at Sotherby's in Hong Kong is going to fetch $13Million. This should help Mrs. Spitzer in her taking ole Eliot back. After all, after spending a reported $80,000 on a flawless hooker, what is $13Million for a power couple?

Hilliary loses....

Poor Hill is showing the wear and tear...of either losing to Obama last night or re-living memories of ole Bill and his escapades.....or all of the above.

All I have to say is "makeup"...stat...

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

what really happened......

Here's what really happened....

Spitzer.."Order what?"

Call and order Number 9 special...

what do you get from a guy named Elliot

They were the perfect power couple.

This is why the Post editors get the big bucks. Great headlines.

And still in love......

They were the perfect power couple too.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Waterboarding versus Al Qaeda torture

Thought I would clarify what I consider to be torture and what I consider to be rougher interrogation tactics....To the right is a demonstration of waterboarding from the Vietnam conflict.

What do you think?

Hilliary's new tour....

New Obama dirt....ok organically filtered crap

Meet former Barack Hussein Obama aide Samantha Power. Sam had to resign last week after calling the Big C (aka Hilliary) a "monster", off the record. She also said that the Big O's Iraq withdrawal plan was a best case scenario rather than the firm commitments he seems to be making in his speeches/tirades.
It is funny....ole Bill Clinton had a similar "withdrawal" plan, though under different circumstances. More on the article here:
http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=46371&sectionid=3510203

The Obama girl is back with her fantasy. Do you think she is proud of America too?

Meanwhile the Hilliary campaign will be issuing this new poster. Notice who has

the cigar now.....

The U.S. and Iraq are scheduled to begin talks in Baghdad today on a blueprint for a long term relationship to define the legal basis for a U.S. Troop presence. Since any deal will not require Congresssional approval some are concerned that this might commit the U.S. to troop levels. But the Pentagon folks promise to keep Congress updated. Sure they will.

another reason to vote for McCain

The Anheuser-Busch distribution plant in Phoenix in the McCain family. Blonde bombshell wife Cindy is chairwoman of the board and son Andrew is CFO.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

she found Bill.......

with "exclusive" photos in the NY Post

they do look like such a fun loving couple. Where do you think ole Bill was on victory night?

Why is Hill wearing those dark shades? Perhaps trying to hide bags under her eyes while searching for Bill the other night? Or maybe she is having a secret meeting with Karl Rove?

Her black tent does seem to be bulging in the tummy area. Don't suppose that is a baby bump? Or a cheeseburger bump?

Look at that hand holding?

Think superglue was used? Look at the top pic? Grip almost lost! Then again "Hill" does need more torque to move that train...

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

the rear view....

So where's Bill? We ponder this question as she gets whispered that the Godiva buffet is now open....

We can now confirm that the rear of Hillary is expanding. Note the bottom of her red mini tent. I see threads crying in pain....

the red telephone

Boston Herald and Boston talk show host Howie Carr had some amusing comments in regards to that call at 3am on the "red phone" from Hilliary's campaign ad. Carr asks who could that be on that red phone? Monica? Paula Jones? Kathleen Wiley?

As far as the Big O goes.....he is darn lucky the Rezko trial is in Federal court, sans no television coverage.

The Comeback

Aren't they a cute couple? Look at those smirks! This reminds me of those wonderful moments in the Bill Clinton White House just after the "Monica-gate" episode. The hand holding from 3 feet away. I think its love, don't you?

So what do you think is being whispered? "The Bitch Won?" Think she is still proud of her country? Think he is wondering if he might need to get a real job? Think he just needed a hug? Maybe a cookie?

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

the collapse of ABC Radio

A story that seemed to not get much coverage during this election season is the collapse of Citadel Communications and its ownership of ABC Radio. Last year the stock sold at over $10.00 a share. Last Friday the stock closed at $1.10. The 4th quarter loss was estimated to be at a shocking $848 Million! Many layoffs are expected, as well as with other broadcasting companies. Obama..help!