the Nobel Clearing House Sweepstakes....

Yes, you can win too.....

introducing Marxi pads

Obama No care...

Since it appears that the Health Non-Care bill will not be happening (at least in 2009) according to ABC....I present my library of jokes and cartoons in memory of what could of been (a failure)...

I think I get it now..

I THINK I GET IT
Let me see if I understand all this....

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN PRISON!
BUT, IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET:
· A DRIVERS LICENSE
· A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
· WELFARE
· FOOD STAMPS
· AND, FREE HEALTH CARE?

Oh well sure. That makes perfect sense.